Michigan Mudpuppy

Eating ass with a horseshoe chew of grizzly wintergreen in.

Maniac 1: I just put a lipper and ate that dirty girls ass.
Maniac 2: Dude, you gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!

by Maniac 3 May 12, 2024

michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.

Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas

by Mudjacker January 6, 2018

Michigan computer

A 12 inch slide rule

Pass me the Michigan computer, I need it to solve this trig problem

by A Lockwork Orange September 23, 2022

You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.

Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

(flatlines)

Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.

by younevabeentomichiganifyouneva April 15, 2021

Decatur Michigan

Gracie’s ash tray

Decatur Michigan worse then Dowagiac, how

by Nigbob squarecock November 7, 2021

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

Michigan Wetwipe

When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it

Jack yesterday i got an Michigan Wetwipe

by The Giftige Schieber Fuchs December 14, 2022