A Michigan Man is the quintessential embodiment of the principles of the U of M, to whit: Cheat, then lie, then play the victim, then say it was a loan wolf, then accuse the Conference when they bring enforcement action and initiate legal action to stop it, then say the cheating didn’t make a difference anyway, then attempt to destroy evidence, then drop the lawsuit like a hot potato when the Conference and the NCAA reveal evidence that a coach was involved and attempted to destroy evidence, then fire said coach for destroying evidence he shouldn’t have known about and which should not exist, then get rid of a troublesome booster who funded an operation which you allege never happened. These principles are embodied by only the greatest of Michigan Men.
by Richard H Ball November 22, 2023
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by Achenson August 26, 2023
Get the Dexter, Michigan mug.Warren Michigan is a principal city in the state of Michigan usually wrongly accused of being suburban when it’s really urban. Warren has a decently high crime rate, with violent crimes getting bigger and bigger every year. It shares 8 mile with Detroit along with some other cities. Warren is home to many people with warrants and sex convictions as well. Some locals might just call it Warren while others call it Lil Detroit, Mini Detroit, or WARRANTVILLE. Warren is famous for having trailer parks all over the place from 8 mile and up. In these trailer parks, drunks, druggies, and drug dealers run wild. It is very common to see hood dudes, Rednecks, drunks, and straight up ghetto white trash individuals all through Warren. Schools are just a playground for fights, drama, and STDS. 95% of warren is either homeless, low class (Low income), or low to middle class citizens. The employment tanker heavily a decade ago and I feel like it may never recover, especially with Warren being one of the top 3 most populated cities in Michigan. Warren police may be the most corrupted police department in Michigan right up there with Roseville and Detroit.
Warren Michigan is a city, full of hard working people who don’t know how to stay out of trouble.
Warren Michigan gets misjudged as a city full of fake gangsters, when half of the city have evil people trying to prove how gangster they can be.
Warren Michigan gets misjudged as a city full of fake gangsters, when half of the city have evil people trying to prove how gangster they can be.
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by UnkySnit10 July 2, 2023
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