Grandmas-pudding

A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.

"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"

Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.

by Fat track mcdack tack May 3, 2016

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that grandma from another state

stone cold ass bitch, always ready to fight and fuck over your fam.

Friend: Hey isn't that your grandma from another state?
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.

by fybnsad June 15, 2018

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grandma orlando

A grandma but i'm not exactly sure what city she lives in

Person 1: Hey, do you know where grandma is?
Person 2: No i dont really know that
Grandma Orlando: 🙌

by Enorma P. Ness September 17, 2023

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Grandma

a person witch dementia who only live to clean and cook they are very wrinkly even the "vagina" and the "buttocks"

jimmy: whoa ur grandma has a very wrinkly pussy and buttocks

greg: thanks

by anonymous August 5, 2024

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byrems dead grandma

i want my mom i want my mom i cant breathe

T his sentence can be used in many ways. mainly used to describe the ways byrem, and others grandmas have passed away such as meaning, byrems dead grandma is happening again!

by anonymous November 15, 2023

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Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

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