Noun. An elderly woman with bright and wrinkled skin, her hair is white. She is always next to me in everything. Many times give money. Happy if her family is happy too. Many times she says it hurts all of her but only you should take her soft, old hand must be caught and a give a kiss on the red face. All the little things are makes she happy. She is my second mother who raised me. You have a delicious smell, I love you mama.
My grandma is my everything.
by marzipancloud January 19, 2022

by hooman___person November 4, 2020

Stan: I don't want you amd grandpa doing the dirty grandma again plz it's thanks giveing we gotta eat the corn
by Themanwithideaz March 31, 2022

by Alana808 May 26, 2024

An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023

Fraser's grandma. When he sticks a pencil up his ureta; she transforms into super ureta!
Avid kaka eater. MAAAACK MAAAACK MAAAAACKAKAKAKAKAKAKkA
Avid kaka eater. MAAAACK MAAAACK MAAAAACKAKAKAKAKAKAKkA
hey gam gam grandma ureta may i have a cookie?
gramma URETHRRA: no. eat kaka instead.
*flicks cheed in her eyes*
urenus brutus grandcheed kakazoid deepvoicetus munglo uretata: *uretes everywhere*
gramma URETHRRA: no. eat kaka instead.
*flicks cheed in her eyes*
urenus brutus grandcheed kakazoid deepvoicetus munglo uretata: *uretes everywhere*
by Brutus the Indifferent September 26, 2024
