Evan Peters

Best man on the earth, very hot, especially in bed hot hot hot hot hot gulp
guy 1: hi I'm Evan Peters
Guy 2: F me
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Thomas Evans

"Yoo, have you seen that dude Thomas Evans?? I heard he loves pussy."
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sam evans

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck
sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans
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Evan Voils

Evan Voils gets no bitches
P1: Hey have you heard about Evan Voils?
P2: Yeah I heard he gets no bitches.
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Bima Evans

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have Bima Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think he is Bima Evans."

"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
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Blue Evans

When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy
I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
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Blue Evans

When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy
Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
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