canadian bacon

Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.

"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."

by TitoPuente September 14, 2005

Canadian Sasquatch

When you are fucking a girl against a wall, right before you ejaculate you drop her on the ground, step and ejaculate on her feet. Causing her to scream in pain and making her feet swell up like that of bigfoot.

Did you hear, Ted just gave Nancy a Canadian Sasquatch!

by GeneralIcecream April 10, 2010

Canadian Kamikaze

The act of fisting a girl up the vagina, while simultaneously fisting her up the anus. While both hands are inside the female, the man interlocks his fingers, picks her up, and swings her over his head while screaming "CANADIAN KAMIKAZE!!"

Dan: Yo bro what did you do last night?
Trevor: Last night was pretty epic man, I don't think I'll ever recover.
Dan: Why bro, what happened?
Trevor: I met this chick named Maria and gave her the old Canadian Kamikaze.

by Pauly Unstoppable March 28, 2011

Canadian Backhoe

When you have buttsex with a chick and pull out and wipe your penis on her father

I fucked this chick last night, but couldn't finish off untill dad came in.I beat him down and gave him the Ol' Canadian Backhoe

by Crappy Diaper September 01, 2006

Canadian Mudslide

When you rape a mongoose.

Hide your butt. Cohoe's gonna give you a Canadian Mudslide.

by Davenumberone May 29, 2011

Canadian Handshake

While traveling outside of Canada, a Canadian may introduce themselves by grabbing the other person's ass, balls or vag. Most commonly used by crazy drunk Canadian girls on vacation.

Hi, my name is Nicole (said while reaching around and grabbing the waiter Jose's ass with a firm Canadian Handshake).

by Pixieeee July 08, 2010

Canadian Slip

To get out of doing your job and shifting responsibility to a co-worker or someone else because of laziness

Joe just pulled the Canadian Slip when he transferred a call to a co-workers desk for no good reason. He also pulled a Canadian Slip when he took an hour dump after taking an hour lunch.

by kevinho December 31, 2008