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October fools

When you convince a Brittnus that you're doing cocaine and lavishly eating tacos with a .10 BAC
1st person: I'm eating tacos with cesar
2nd person: you fuckin better not be!
1st person: October fools!
by Brittnus October 2, 2021
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Sexy Fool

Sexy Fool is the husband of Robin's Left Nut he is his most trusted friend and soulmate, Sexy fool otherwise known as Bakuhoe is someone you can trust, but if you get him mad you can expect Robin his husband to be waiting for you.
Hey look it's Sexy Fool I wish I was in his position.
Hey watch out you don't wanna make Sexy Fool mad he might call his Husband after you
by Robin's Left Nut May 21, 2021
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Fool-King Jackholes

Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/

Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.

Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.

Examples:

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."

Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025
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Fool toy

A word to describe someone who always keeps talking about the same person and probably won't leave them alone (whether it's love obsession or hate obsession)
Jess won't stop talking about Andy, she's a fool toy!
by Hawing June 3, 2020
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Fools Finessed

Putting ungrateful children back in there place, where they belong.
by BigMan1234567890 September 2, 2021
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Fool

Typically anyone called ashton is a fool
Your a fool
by M0xx May 31, 2020
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fool semi-automatic

A concocted term, abusing the language to make a safe, normal feature sound like it’s scary, dangerous, and unfit for ordinary people.
General Chicken Wing gave a demonstration of a sporting rifle, and called it “fool semi-automatic “! LOL’z
by Anim8us May 17, 2018
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