Cat

Lazy, useless animal. Sleeps a lot and appears dead.

"That cat seems dead!"

by ARCkiller4868 June 6, 2014

Cat

Not a dog

That's a cat dummy

by Rich_dollaz December 15, 2016

Cat

Why do you not know what this is are you stupid?

The cat says meow

by Super moon is boss November 17, 2016

cat

a cat is a magical and mythical animal that are loved my mene

hey do you have a cat I love cats

by reeeeeeeeeep December 6, 2018

Dusty the Cat

Dusty the cat is that of Kenny Glenn. Kenny Glenn is a 13-year-old wannabe serial killer and soon-to-be anally raped juvie prisoner who posted videos on YouTube of himself abusing his cat Dusty. When this heinous act came to the attention of the fearless crime-fighters of the Internet Vigilante Group, it took less than 24 hours to identify, locate and dispatch the Party Van over to pick up the little shit and his camfag pal.

Dusty the cat was liberated and turned over to local veterinary for a check-up. Dusty fought to survive the faggot's attacks, knowing the one day he would be saved.

For his bravery, the 15th of Feburary is Dusty day. He shall go down in caturday history.

P1: Look, Dusty the Cat
P2: Oh, wow.

by Bar Low February 16, 2009

cat mafia

Cat Mafia is the name for one of the most notorious hacking groups. Their primary goals are to shave tokens and collect bitches. They have setup bases in all of Discord, 4chan, Reddit and possibly the CIA.

I heard Devknob and Yammy are the leaders of Cat Mafia. Those mafkrs are scary as shit.

by YammyThaGod February 18, 2018

storch cat

Storch cat is a racial slur based off of the term porch monkey. An updated version of this slur, it is highly offensive to African Americans.

Look at that storch cat on the corner, I believe that the difference in his skin color is what most contributes to his joblessness- not his socioeconomic condition.

by NoChanceMcChe February 22, 2011