test depth

Test Depth: NOUN. The depth at which a US Nuclear Submarine is certified to dive to at any given time. Generally this is a depth not reached on a regular basis. It is only attained rarely, and not under normal circumstances. If done so under "normal" circumstances it is only after careful preparation. Test Depth is roughly 2/3 crush depth.

Nervous NUB: Are we really going to test depth today?
Salty Dog: STFU you useless POS! Ain't nothing to be afraid of, hell I got more time on a shitter at test depth than you have on this boat!

by STS1SS August 7, 2007

test

A test is an effort made to test out a solution.

I wrote this as a test

by Mikey303030 November 26, 2007

the brown test

testing a new friendship to see if scat is an option. while having intercourse with a person drop a fart and see how they react.

john used the brown test on michelle last night and then he shit on her face.

john: *Farts
michelle: mmm
john: can i poo on your face?

by envarticious March 18, 2009

B Hole Testi Punch

This is when you slap your testicles onto or around your sexual partners rectum.

Hey bitch I'm gonna b hole testi punch you.

by B hole testi puncher September 3, 2017

baking soda test

In order to find a responsible adult, all you need to do is look into their fridge and freezer, and check if they regularly changes the baking soda. The baking soda is used to absorb odors, and it's supposed to be changed every month. If you peer into someone's fridge, and they got a baking soda in there, and it's dated from like, a year ago, then you know they aren't even trying.

This is the tried-and-true method to figure out if someone is even worth being friends with, let alone date. It's the ultimate shit test, most people fail, so that's something you gotta watch out for. Now this isn't always a deal-breaker, but it's a red flag. Let me tell you, if you need a reason to start judging people, then this is a good place to start.

Me: "Yeah, she was cute and all, but I noticed she didn't past the baking soda test. She's seven months behind, I bet she doesn't even change her smoke alarm batteries, house basically a death trap"

My friend: "Dude what the hell is wrong with you?"

by arm_and_hammer_69 January 3, 2021

test

something that a dirty boyfriend lies about getting
see also STD

chris said he got a test, but the fucker was lying

by katerina October 20, 2003

test

1) A test, you are testing some thing

2) A test in the school

1) TEST, 123... Bwahaha

2) A paper filled with boring questions that you should answer

by XiTER May 26, 2003