Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
by LazyRooster September 05, 2023
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by trashedgirl October 03, 2009
A wannabe edgy "cool kid" that thinks listening to lil pump and saying faggot is gonna get him/her popular. Oh and don't forget the unnessasary use of the n word
by Pseudonymisaweirdwordha April 28, 2019
Me: "I can't believe I'm a pre-teenager/pre-teen, 11 is the last year of pre-teen."
Mum: "Getting a big boy/girl now!"
Mum: "Getting a big boy/girl now!"
by LucaXtagVtag January 10, 2022
A show that premiered in 2011 and ended in 2017, that managed to get six seasons; including 100 episodes. Was a very popular series that was famous among many teens, and based off of the original 1980's movie, 'Teen Wolf.'
He's a fan of Teen Wolf.
by loverb0yy April 15, 2021
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