tingle masturnap

The first motion of this action is to consume a bottle of melatonin gummies. Wait 36 minutes. If timed correctly proceed to purchase 3 or more minutes on a massage chair while simultaneously unbuttoning your pants slowly, after 3 minutes you proceed to masturbate furiously while attempting to spin in a circle counterclockwise. Hobble to the nearest disabled bathroom and splooge wherever the tingle takes you the next unwilling action should be an intense unforgettable sleep and intense euforic dreaming

Hey Jack Penton are you still going to pull a "tingle masturnap" tonight like you planned?

by JackPentonsStinkDungHole February 20, 2025

Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.

Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025

Tangerine Game

The Tangerine Game is a game played in China. You take the stems off of a tangerine and roll them as if they were dice. If the stem lands on the white side, you have bad luck. If it lands on the green side, you have good luck.

Rebecca played the Tangerine Game with Nolan.
It turns out that Nolan has bad luck and Rebecca has good luck.

by lovelyxroses March 8, 2025

tangentialist

(n) person; someone who engages in tangental speech, a communication disorder in which the train of thought of the speaker wanders and shows a lack of focus, never returning to the initial topic of the conversation. Symptoms include unnecessary detail and storytelling that only slightly relates to the original topic or never reaches a conclusion.

The tangentialist Playful_Barber_8131 heard the word "peanut" in conversation, then proceeded to describe how the word origin is derived from the fact that peanuts are legumes and thus related to peas, hence "pea" + "nut" to get the word "peanut," and then went on to describe another fun fact about how American cheese doesn't have enough cheese in it to qualify as real cheese, so it's actually called a "processed cheese food," and that even though they like American cheese they like cheddar cheese a lot more, especially sharp English cheddar, as Cheddar is the epynmous place after which the cheese is named, and it's so interesting how a lot of foods are named after places and the food becomes more famous than the place, like champagne, and so on and so forth, never again returning to the original topic of conversation, which was "do you have any allergies?"

by InstantD March 21, 2025

Tangele

Tangele/Tangelitis – a chaotic mass of confusion wrapped in a storm of instability. A schizophrenic sociopath with personalities stacked upon personalities, each one crazier than the last. She’s the embodiment of tangled deception, a walking nightmare you never want to cross paths with. The moment you hear her name—if it even exists—run. She thrives on manipulation, toxicity, and leaving destruction in her wake. The worst mistake you could ever make is letting her into your life.

Tangele sure does set the bar low.

by XtraSmackAHoe April 1, 2025

Tingleballs

Tingleball,(adjectnoun) (pronounced sh-cree-ah) is a term used to define the obnoxious kids on your bus

These tingleballs are driving me nuts, I hope we’re almost home

by ProfessionalYetard April 9, 2025

Tangele

Tangele/Tangelitis – a chaotic mass of confusion wrapped in a storm of instability. A schizophrenic sociopath with personalities stacked upon personalities, each one crazier than the last. She’s the embodiment of tangled deception, a walking nightmare you never want to cross paths with. The moment you hear her name—if it even exists—run. She thrives on manipulation, toxicity, and leaving destruction in her wake. The worst mistake you could ever make is letting her into your life.

Tangele is a crazy twisted individual. Avoid at all costs.

by XtraSmackAHoe May 20, 2025