by memphiscreep October 07, 2010
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
A cosplay made entirely out of the clothes found in your closet, which means it requires minimal effort and is bound to be shitty.
You: What the hell? Who's that girl supposed to be?
Your knowledgeable friend: Didn't you see the death note? She's a fucking closet cosplay Misa.
Your knowledgeable friend: Didn't you see the death note? She's a fucking closet cosplay Misa.
by Mostflogged November 14, 2007
Jimmy the closet gay atheist took a huge cock up his ass while preaching about his bullshit atheism.
by Skialian January 05, 2014
Somebody who is kinda conservative but afraid to tell people because they are surrounded by a liberal majority that seems loud and scary because of that one time that SUPER conservative guy voiced his absolutely idiotic beliefs and was hated by everyone who wasn't scared of him shooting the place up or of the few who agreed.
Friend 1: Ya know insert name here?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Ya know how they always get quiet when we talk about politics?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: I totally think they're a closet conservative.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Yeah.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Ya know how they always get quiet when we talk about politics?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: I totally think they're a closet conservative.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Yeah.
by Imwy June 20, 2017
Bob: So ya wanna go out this friday?
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?
Jim is a Closet Boyfriend
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?
Jim is a Closet Boyfriend
by Dr. Moo May 16, 2007
A marine in training. A person who aspires to me a marine someday. A hardcore motherfucker who doesn't care about being uncivilized while having the ability of being civilized.
He hopes that he'll get drafted someday that loser is a closeted psycho who needs a reason to live and die.
by suicidalmofo April 03, 2010