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Cause Of Suicide

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010
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French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag
Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?
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Suicide by cock

When a girl has sex with a guy with such a big cock that it pierces through her body and she dies
Stacy went over to Chad's place for a wild night of suicide by cock
by D Flawless October 31, 2021
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financial suicide

financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.
employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.

Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.

Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!

Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!
by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021
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Food Suicide

the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide
by melychanely November 26, 2020
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Suicide Doors

The act of rolling your shorts into a thong and placing your nuts out of the right side and the ween out of the left side to portray the appearance of a Lamborghini with suicide doors.
Bro, stunt on them; and hit 'em with the suicide doors!
by Petty Officer Kyle November 2, 2020
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Suicide by Heroism

Similar to suicide by police, this method of killing yourself is done by throwing yourself in a dangerous situation, knowing you will likely die, but also knowing that you will save others in the process and finally be appreciated for once.
While this may sound like just straight up heroism, it is more than that. This form of suicide is committed by people who desire attention, and are likely depressed, but also want to do good for this world before taking their leave.
Guy 1: "DUDE, DID YOU SEE THE NEWS?"
Guy 2: "No, why?"
Guy 1: "This kid at my school just prevented a mass shooting by throwing himself onto the gunman and knocking him unconscious. He got shot multiple times though and died from bleeding out."
Guy 2: "Why the fuck did he do that?!"
Guy 1: "Some people call it 'Suicide by Heroism', to be honest, that kid was obviously depressed so this has to have been the case. I wish we would have known sooner. Then again, he probably saved our asses."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's for sure. He'll be remembered."
by The Worlds Loneliest Man February 25, 2017
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