Stroke to Nut Ratio (SNR)

Stroke to nut ratio. The amount of strokes to attain sexual releasing during sexual intercourse, or personal satisfaction.

Don Juan: Hey, I just beat my Stroke Nut Ration (SNR) record of 35....I got to 36. I would've gotten higher, but I thought of a guy's '
dick/asshole...It sucks; I got jizz all over my courderoy.

Homeboy: Did you just get done masterbating?

Don Juan: Yeah dude, 36 strokes and I'm done!

Homeboy: What is that your Stroke to Nut Ratio (SNR)?

Don Juan: 36.

by StAmJoSu December 3, 2011

Danish Stroke

Hqving a stroke,and dying from, to which the mortician makes the body look like a danish muffin.

Is occasionally eaten.

Damn! He that was a sad, tasty danish stroke.

by Chromosome24 January 23, 2011

2-stroke engine

A combination of a gal who's an expert at giving killer hand-jobs and a guy who's so aroused dat he's just about ready to blow when da gal first takes his tautly-engorged schlong in her hands, and thus she gets him off with just a single up-down rub.

If a gal has perfect timing with her hand/wrist/arm when performing a 2-stroke engine with a virile dude, it's possible for her to achieve a "synchronized plug-firing" --- i.e., doing the down-stroke on the boy's cock at the same moment as each throbbing burst of release --- during said balls-draining session. Plus if the guy's sperm-glands are fully recharged from having waited a sufficient period of time after his last ejaculation, then this "piston-cycle" operation can be performed up to maybe a dozen times for each successive spurt until the eager stud finally "runs dry".

by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Tennessee Long Stroke

In conversation, the term Tennessee Long Stroke means to fully insert ones penis in anothers anus with no lubrication all in one thrust. Coined by David E.

Hell yeah, I'd sell someone my anal virginity for 3.7 million dollars, I'd even let em Tennessee Long Stroke it.

by Davy WE June 3, 2010

vinegar stroke

The movement and speed of the wrist whilst stimulating the penis, prior to firing your fat.

Similar to adding vinegar to your fresh, hot fish and chips.

Some extra moisture is needed. There isnt enough vinegar on my fish yet, if I give the bottle a vinegar stroke, there will be enough.

by thedaddy1971 September 15, 2010

stroked it

a term used to describe an instance when you completly dominate a situation

Man I completly stroked that test, yeah i kicked it's ass

by General Erwin Rommel January 22, 2005

stroke texting

writing a text message in perfect grammar up until the last sentance, in which the writer's grammar begins to deteriorate in order to fit the last few words into one textpage instead of going on to two text pages for the sake of a few characters.
i.e. shortening 'you' to 'u' and 'too' to '2'

"yeah man i just got some text from this bird, it was all like stroke texting towards the end"

by miaowmiaowmiaow February 24, 2009