An amature. Someone who only smokes every once in awhile, or a one-hitter quitter. stoners think they're the shit but they have waaaaay more experience to go before they become a true pothead. being a stoner is nothing to be proud of, in fact i'd take it as an insult. stop bragging about being a "stoner" because it only makes you look like a retard.
.potheads for life.
.hella.
.potheads for life.
.hella.
"justin think he's hella badass but he's just a little bitch-stoner. he can't even hang yet..fucking one-hitter-quitter, b."
by [tWeAk] June 11, 2006
Get the stonermug. Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010
Get the Stoner-Bonermug. by Sk8ergirl1322 December 21, 2008
Get the Love Stonermug. A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.
by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012
Get the Stoner's Assistmug. An annoying, usually very young, boy or girl on the internet that has either never smoked weed, or has only done so once. Pseudo stoners use the words "bro," "nigga," and "bruh" on a daily basis.
by youfoundher February 6, 2015
Get the psuedo stonermug. "Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"
"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"
"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"
"1:49 why?"
"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"
"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"
by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017
Get the stoner hourmug. When someone does something that is completely embarassing and scum-like. An act that any sane person would never do, but this person decides to commit the act because it would, "make for a great story."
I'm Pullin' a stoner tonight. I can't believe I'm going to hook up with that girl, she is 300 pounds and smells like fish.
by scumfinder December 11, 2009
Get the Pullin' A stonermug.