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stoner

An amature. Someone who only smokes every once in awhile, or a one-hitter quitter. stoners think they're the shit but they have waaaaay more experience to go before they become a true pothead. being a stoner is nothing to be proud of, in fact i'd take it as an insult. stop bragging about being a "stoner" because it only makes you look like a retard.

.potheads for life.
.hella.
"justin think he's hella badass but he's just a little bitch-stoner. he can't even hang yet..fucking one-hitter-quitter, b."
by [tWeAk] June 11, 2006
mugGet the stonermug.

Stoner-Boner

completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.
Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010
mugGet the Stoner-Bonermug.

Love Stoner

You make people love yo so much that tey feel stoned
by Sk8ergirl1322 December 21, 2008
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Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.
Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.
by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012
mugGet the Stoner's Assistmug.

psuedo stoner

An annoying, usually very young, boy or girl on the internet that has either never smoked weed, or has only done so once. Pseudo stoners use the words "bro," "nigga," and "bruh" on a daily basis.
"That dude is a psuedo stoner, man."
by youfoundher February 6, 2015
mugGet the psuedo stonermug.

stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes
"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"
by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017
mugGet the stoner hourmug.

Pullin' A stoner

When someone does something that is completely embarassing and scum-like. An act that any sane person would never do, but this person decides to commit the act because it would, "make for a great story."
I'm Pullin' a stoner tonight. I can't believe I'm going to hook up with that girl, she is 300 pounds and smells like fish.
by scumfinder December 11, 2009
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