"Tom picked up an ounce of oj cush last night man"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"
by Mr Nice111 September 12, 2011
Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010
by Sk8ergirl1322 December 18, 2008
1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
by JollySmoker July 26, 2010
That dude over there...he's a retired stoner he looks walks talks and acts like one but he hasn't smoked for years
by Guarmine February 17, 2017
bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.
stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.
by that_bi_gleek September 07, 2020
While a riddle is a sentence that you need to decipher to find the meaning. A Stoner's Riddle is where you just need to remember what the hell you were talking about less than 30 seconds ago!
Davey: What was I just talking about?
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha
by Becky & Davey December 22, 2021