Alexis Stangl

She's the girl that everyone needs in their life. She's an amazing friend and she makes up with you after every singe fight you have. I love her so much. She's my bestfriend

Omg I need an Alexis Stangl in my life. You're so lucky to have her

by TheBestSlayerOutThereWhoopWhoo January 12, 2023

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Mexican Standoff

A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.

"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."

by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023

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When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.

GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

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Mexican Standoff

A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.

I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.

by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024

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Bulgarian standoff

When one or more groups of criminals are sent to one location by a 3rd party, usually the victim, to illuminate the intent of said criminals and display intent.

"This is a Bulgarian standoff!" , hoping the criminals assume you mean Mexican standoff, and call the cops on themselves.

by The rivera kid! February 28, 2026

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