squat drop

Sexual position. As if doing squats on/into the other persons genitals.

Penis into vagina insertion from a higher point.

Fucking a slut deep So she screams like a dog who's tail has just been stood on

Instead of going to the gym today I just did a few squat drops with some slut

I stood above her and squat dropped my throbbing huge penis into her tight wet vagina

My Dicks so small I only ever squat drop chicks so it gets deep and they think in huge. They yelp like dogs that are in pain

by sudocrystalkizzon March 13, 2015

jump squat

A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.

Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!

by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! December 21, 2015

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie.

WOW! Nice squat cobbler you did back there!

by mememachine11 August 25, 2016

Squat cobbler

When a guy sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Mr. Warmalt is a consenting adult who sometimes engages in squat cobblering.

by Sdab September 2, 2016

squatting

When having unprotected sex and you're supposed to pull out to cum but don't. You're now squatting as you would be in a house.

Nobody likes a good squatting. It's so rude.

by wildvan77 November 20, 2021

squat cobbler

The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.

Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.

Dude, don't eat that Key Lime Pie! Pryce just used it for squat cobbler!

by bigjohnston September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

An "art" that involves the act of squatting in a pie, rubbing your ass cheeks in it and recording it as a fetish video . Mentioned in AMC's Better Call Saul.

Jimmy: "He was making squat cobbler videos for a wealthy gentleman."

by straight_busta August 31, 2016