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Nut squash

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something
My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
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Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.
I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.
by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023
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hobble squash

the 5th addition to the harry potter. this house is filled with the special wizards and witches who require special attention from the teachers.
fuck that cunt would be in hobble squash
by hobblesquaher March 12, 2023
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Chipotle Squash

A man who comes into queso while the lights are out, balls deep in queso while eating all the chicken and toes in cheese every night
by Gambling king April 29, 2025
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Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus
" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"
by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025
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to squishy

The deliberate act of someone forcefully pressing a soiled diaper, worn by the recipient, against the recipient’s own body, causing the fecal contents of the diaper to make contact with and spread onto their skin. This action is most commonly carried out by two adults or young adults, often as a prank or form of mischief.
I'm going to squishy you!
If you don't behave, I will squishy you.
by CocainaEnLaCocina July 18, 2025
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ButterNut Squash

When you ejaculate into boxers then accidently wake up and use the same boxers you ejaculated in the night before and you feel the cum on your ass when you sit
Bro you needa make a u turn i just did a butternut squash
by SolarEGGBacon November 17, 2025
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