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Slonting

Jerking off using your dominant hand backwards at the base, while the other hand is pushing the shaft forward, achieving a 90° angle. Commonly done while rock hard, naturally or medically.
"Dude, my girl started slonting me last night!"
by dewww April 14, 2025
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Splitting pickles

When you want to avoid a conversation with an undesirable patron while waitressing/bartending.
*waitress to bartender* "fuck that table, I'm gonna be in the back splitting pickles for a minute."
by Pickle Splittler 2 January 17, 2026
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Splinting

Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext
by Boofuss January 21, 2026
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Shooting the Root

"Shooting the Root" is a saying which refers to the experience of a hunter attempting to shoot at an animal in the woods, but the animals scatters and the hunter misses. Consequently, shooting at the ground, shooting the root. Originating in the 17th century, this phrase was commonly said at a feast following a hunt. The hunters, drunk from the festivities, would make jokes, and if the joke didn't land they would exclaim: "I'm just shooting the root!" This was funny because, in fact, someone may have shot at a root.
by rootsugar March 9, 2026
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You aren’t shooting your shot at someone above or below your league they are right at head level so you’re shooting your shot at head level.
by Deucle March 17, 2026
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Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.
I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.
by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025
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slooning

I hear Rachel’s vibrator going off at night, she MUST be slooning.
by TheNumberOneSlooner June 17, 2025
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