split pissonality

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

split finger whisker biscuit

slang term for pussy

You should have seen her split finger whisker biscuit

by Pedro420 July 19, 2007

Splitting the atom

when two guys jack off facing each other and blow at the same time, the jizz collides and splits the atom!! if you miss then its all downhill from there

nicko and damo were splitting the atom last night after a wonderful docking session and moonlight dinner

by Roskito November 5, 2010

split tail beaver

Pussy

"What you doin tonight? "
"oh probably go hunt split tail beaver."

by 99 pstroke September 12, 2016

7 10 Split

When you're going at a girl from behind, you spread her legs and you put your balls in her pussy and then fuck her in the ass. If you punch her in the back of the head right as you cum, it's called picking up the spare.

Guy 1: "Dude, Kay was actin' a fool last night so I gave her the old 7 10 split."
Guy 2: "Did you pick up the spare on that shit?"
Guy 1: "You know it, bro!"

by Gruntmaster 9k December 5, 2010

split

To be both drunk and high, usually from cocaine.

Man, I've been drinking bud light and doing blow all night, I'm so split.

by Suge Knight October 6, 2004

split stream action

The act of peeing in the morning after a long night of nastiness and having your pee split into two uncontrollable urine streams that drench everything in the restroom as you wave your hips from side to side in a feeble attempt to get some into the toilet.

Bobby: Holy shit I just soaked the rest room with my split stream action bro....im so sorry.

Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut

by street trash viper March 30, 2010