1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008
Get the Soggy Waffle Fuckermug. As if being called a scab isnt already bad enough, we all know as human being soggy scabs are the epitemy of everything that makes you crumble
by Spyder_21 November 6, 2007
Get the Soggy Scabmug. by dawsdz September 8, 2004
Get the soggy long bottommug. Much like the soggy biscuit a group of men get together and masturbate on a biscuit and the winner tops it off with blueberries for the loser to eat. Loser is the man who finishes last.
Winner: Enjoy this you earned it.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.
by ADD Smurf November 16, 2011
Get the Soggy Smurf Delightmug. by smolmua September 30, 2020
Get the Soggy Ass Friesmug. A common gesture performed by the majority of American males upon exiting a body of water whereby the male tugs at his crotch, introducing air into his swim suit, thus obscuring both the size and shape of his penis. Some members of other cultures believe it is a reflection of the general tendancy of US males to hide their true merit and rely on smoke and mirrors to create a misleading or inflated impression.
Concerned that his penis was smaller than the other men, the self-conscious American swimmer performed a Soggy Yankee Yank as he exited the pool.
by opticnrv September 8, 2013
Get the Soggy Yankee Yankmug. When a man hangs two to three soggy onion rings on his cock then receives oral sex or gives anal sex (using the grease as lube).
by SweatyPopsicle March 27, 2017
Get the Soggy John Travoltamug.