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Sneaky Pete 

Who is Sneaky Pete?
Sneaky Pete is who?
Pete, who is Sneaky?

Sneaky Pete is a wise teacher
Sneaky Pete has a lot to learn
Sneaky Pete loves to love women
Sneaky Pete loves to hate +chickens+
Sneaky Pete doesnt give a +cluck+ what you think
Sneaky Pete wants to change the world
Sneaky Pete keeps it real
Dont believe anything Sneaky Pete says
Sneaky Pete is the Suburbs
Sneaky Pete is Brooklyn
Sneaky Pete is a veteran
Sneaky Pete is still a kid at heart
Sneaky Pete respects the rules
Sneaky Pete knows the rules dont apply to him
Sneaky Pete knows when to talk
Sneaky Pete knows when to listen
Sneaky Pete is brilliant
Sneaky Pete is insane
Sneaky Pete is suicidal
Sneaky Pete loves life
Sneaky Pete is a conscious lyricist
Give Sneaky Pete his money or he will kill you.

Sneaky Pete is a human being.
Pete is a human, being Sneaky.
Is being a Sneaky Pete human?
Sneaky Pete was a member of the crew 00Agents and went solo in 2004
Sneaky Pete by samwiley January 5, 2009
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sneaky link

A sneaky link is when two people fuck but don't want anyone to know about it.
So there will be an example of a sneaky link, or someone asking what it is:
(ex. Dolores and Mariano and Antonio and Mariano cause I couldn't think of anything)
D: what if someone finds out? camilo might shapeshift into me and use my gift to hear me
M: don't worry mi vida, he's out with his friends, anyways you're my sneaky link
M: damn, my sneaky link is great!
A: whats a sneaky link
sneaky link by notaniisunique February 19, 2022

sneaky macgregor

a sexual manuver that requires a threesum with two males. While the first male and the woman are fucking in a posistion with the woman on top (i.e. cowgirl, reverse missionary), the secong male sneaks up from behind, and proceend to analy penetrate the woman. Then, the first male would slap the woman in the face/breast (optional)

While this posistion can be preformed consensually, it is usually a suprise to the female.
Jake: Yo babe was it good last night?

Selina: Well, other then your tiny ass dick, and that suprise sneaky macgregor, it was great!

Jake: Ya, sorry about that.
sneaky macgregor by carl_solantos January 24, 2013

Sneaky Pirate 

When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and then sneakily goes for her second hole.
Wow, Tom is such a sneaky pirate. We were having sex and he put it in the wrong hole!
Sneaky Pirate by quackers88 May 21, 2014

Sneaky Pete 

Sneaky Pete is a term used to define a cigarette that you smoke when it is not actually time for a designated break at your place of employment.
"Things are a little slow right now so I am going to run outside for a sneaky pete"
Sneaky Pete by PoppaShango September 29, 2017

Sneaky Pete 

The fragrant relationship between two guys that meet at a urinal. One guy must reach in and grab the urinal cake then masturbate the other to ejaculation. It's rough but only for the formidable.
That sneaky Pete just held my shit with a god damn urinal cake
Sneaky Pete by Lippy1488 December 16, 2017

Sneaky Beaver 

The most sneaky a person could ever be. The ultimate sneakster. The beaver part of the term comes from Mel Gibson’s 2011 movie “The Beaver” in which Mel Gibson uses an alter ego to cope with his mental health issues. The sneaky beaver alter ego refers to the state of the person during a sneaky beaver episode (like a manic state of a bipolar person) however the person is not always sneaky they have states of domestication when they’re not seeking debauchery. These stages of obedience only falsely assure surveillance and enhance the ability to sneak. Coincidentally, or not, the debauchery of choice for the sneaky beaver is often pussy aka beaver.
Even though his baby mama was weary of him cheating he left for work 5 min early to get a blowie from a hooker at a motel en route to work. He is a mother fucking sneaky beaver.