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Get the Snake Boi mug.by goBUCKSchick51115 October 12, 2009
Get the Acre of Snakes mug.A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017
Get the closet snake mug.Shadow Snakes are snakes that appear all over people's house at night which can only be seen by a child. Chances are, those who seen them are scared of them.
Rae: MOM!
Angel: Yes Rae?
Rae: Can I sleep in your bed? There is Shadow Snakes everywhere
Angel: This is the 15th time this month you asked me this.
Angel: Yes Rae?
Rae: Can I sleep in your bed? There is Shadow Snakes everywhere
Angel: This is the 15th time this month you asked me this.
by Worse than JJ April 24, 2020
Get the Shadow Snakes mug.Similar to a snake in the grass, a snake in the ground is a far snakier snake. They are much harder to spot than their grass-dwelling counterparts and will strike when you least expect it.
"Hey man, keep an eye on that tall grass, could be a snake hidin' there."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"
"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"
"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."
by Snakier June 11, 2018
Get the snake in the ground mug.A condom, prophylactic, sheath; rubber; French letter(??) The origin of this term dates back to the early 80's was developed to be used as code within the walls of a F500 bidness.
by I_was_too! August 6, 2014
Get the rain snake mug.The snake rat convinced the police that the man committed crimes that he didn't commit. The man did 1 month in jail. He didn't even counter with charges of mischief. He figured he'd give the loon a break.
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