Simon brown

Someone who thinks they're good in bed when actually they're great! Simon brown's tend to be sex gods but are usually cocky with it. They are very swagarific meaning they have loads of bitches and big ass crew. This crew will often contain a charlotte who is fabulous and he loves and envys. He is very bootilicious and is the life of the party but is also very witty. Beware though they can sometimes be sexist but a dick slapper like charlotte often knocks some sense into them and make them a more swagtasticly amazing person.

"Wow that's a top quality Simon brown"
bootilicious
swagarific

by Da real swag queen August 20, 2013

Simone

Simone is a young alert boy who will always be there for you. He will occasionally make some big mistakes but his friends and family always pulls him back on track.He is very flirtatious and loves to attract beautiful women.

Who’s that boy, he’s very flirtatious i love it. His name must be Simone

by Thatisthenamethatiamputting February 13, 2018

simone sindrome

sicknes in wich you become a insane black monkey

simone sindrome is is contagious there arte reports of sickens in olympian high

by wamo October 27, 2007

Simone

a knocked up whore

“Y’all Simone such a whore!”

by kassidyklementisz October 17, 2019

Simon

Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.

wow what a repressed homosexual - he was such a simon.

by etyui November 4, 2009

simon

A leader among men who has the unafformentioned ability to fail at launching. This person has multiple erections yet fails to ejaculate when predisposed to sexual fantasies and proprioception from sensual sources. This person is a descendent of a fish face and has yet to experience the ultimate satisfaction and blasting onto a person's face

Yo dont be a simon, that dudes a failure
Yo last a little longer, stop being a Simon.

by Failure to Launch April 16, 2007

Simon

someone who loves rubber band balls and is a mom. A Simon is someone who's voice sounds like Tina from bob's burgers and he loves to type 666 in text messages. He thinks Peyton is the coolest nugget ever and has a huge over-inflated ego.

A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.

That kid is so Simon
No, Simon, I'm not your mom.

by ChittyChittyBangBang December 15, 2014