shitty bongos

When things have gone tits up

"Shitty bongos I've got to stay late at work "

by Praggawaggas May 27, 2016

shitty condom

A shitty condom is one of three things.

1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.

2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.

3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.

"How was sex with Cindy last night?"

"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."

by Lord Dangleballs November 17, 2017

shitty stuff

Is some activity you do that doesnt relate in sexual act mostly talks , jiggles ,cards

You bro let go over space club and do dome shitty stuff

by ZadXI June 7, 2018

shitty waves

Anyone with a name that starts with a "J" and has a bad quality haircut known as waves.

That mans Jordan has shitty waves

by Famous Dennis October 22, 2018

Shitty Mark

Usually a dirt bag , rarely shower , eats everyone’s food , doesn’t pay rent , give him an inch he takes a mile !

Where my avocados ?! Shitty mark stole them ! Wait ! He also ate your toilet paper !

by Shitty mark March 27, 2020

shitty booty ass crease

shitty booty ass crease is when you take a shit and it gets stuck all up in yo ass crease while looking at the picture often referred to as "shitty ass".

dawg yesterday i had "shitty booty ass crease"

by god defines words 🙏 November 5, 2021

Shitty kitty

When a male defecates into a syringe, injects his feces into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse

Chad: Dude, last night me and Katie did the shitty kitty
Chokama: Bro that's awesome!

by D3ADM1ND January 22, 2022