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shooting a sheriff

The act of smoking marijuana or hash, in any form, even with vape or volcano
P1. hey dude, do you wanna shoot the sheriff?
P2. Nah dude is just shoot one with Jeff like 30 min ago
P1. really? did not know Jeff was shooting anymore, didn't he get caught?
P2. ah.. I don't know bro, he is shooting a sheriff right now, that is all i know.
by seboy August 28, 2017
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shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree
Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown
by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018
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Swooping

There was dirt in front of the toilet so I started swooping
by howyoudoin?? May 13, 2018
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Shopping

Buying a whole lot of shit you don’t really need
Today I went shopping at the mall.
by Minecraft1238 September 24, 2018
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shopping mall

An enclosed building filled with retail stores, little boutiques, restaurants and in some cases activities and entertainment. The shopping mall is where shoppers go to find those great deals.
The Weekly Deals is an online shopping mall, where shoppers go to find great deals.
by www.theweeklydeals.com September 29, 2018
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shooting penis

'Man I feel like I'm shooting penises, gah!'
by masterodeat November 6, 2018
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Shopping Shart

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.
I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.
by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019
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