sad cheekbone

When your life partner is upset because you slapped your mad dong across their supple cheeks, causing a serious fracture in the cheek bone (malar bone).

“Sorry it’s just myself tonight, Becky couldn’t make it, classic case of sad cheekbone”.

“Oh that’s a shame, how’s she doing?”

“She’s dead.”

by Hugo Ross November 25, 2017

Sad Sucking

The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.

Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.

Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?

Alec: Sad Sucking bros!

by SeeMeLater September 25, 2022

sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

by brzzz January 17, 2020

sad sauce

the internal sadness when something so terrible happens you can’t help but try to cope with humor

Person 1: my best friend is moving away
Person 2: sad sauce

by livvylivster July 9, 2020

sad cells

ghetto Winnipeg term for solatary confinement

"Free Josh out them sad cells" -grace via kalan

by wilsoncooperakarickytrevor January 4, 2018

Kiwi sads

when all you have to eat for lunch is a kiwi

oh man, i have the kiwi sads today.

by QuinnGTL July 28, 2023

Sad on me

When someone is giving you beef for no reason but because your better than that rather than sinking to there childish level despite your superior wit and strengh you just query why there being sad on you.

Kyle why you being sad on me

by Heidihobag March 10, 2021