ryan casper

Ryan Casper is a young Dan Bilzerian. He gets any chick he wants whenever he wants. He’s a 6’3 175 Lbs fucking animal. If this guy is at the party it’s a fucking banger. He probably fucked your mother, girlfriend, sister and every girl you know and don’t know. Not only is he chiseled and a 10/10 but his cock is 8.5 inches. This is basically a living and breathing Jesus Christ. He’s the coolest, chilliest, funniest guy you’ll meet who loves Classic Rock more then he loves life. Ryan Casper is also know as CaspDaddy(CD) for having a shlong and knowing how to lay it down. His main priorities are Money, Rock and Roll, brews and gas, and yes you guessed it pussy. If you ever see this guy dap him up and ask him for an autograph he’s Jeff spicoli on roids

Julia: Omg girlies look it’s CaspDaddy
Ashley: I’m having a panic attack I need him inside me

Rob: Yeoo bro is that Ryan Casper
Billy: yeah that’s my fucking slime, lets go say waddup.

Every women on earth: Ryan Casper is the most beautiful man to walk this planet

by White gurlz October 28, 2019

Ryan

Basic white British man who can't speak foreign languages. Loves video games but can't play them. Bit of a milf lover.

There's that white guy ryan, keep your mums away.

by BonnibelleBons February 17, 2022

ryan

Awesome, funny, and kind guy who is shy at times but is never afraid to speak his mind about anything but girls. He love sports and likes this one special girl.

With two out and a runner on third they tried the Ryan play.

by I😍😍😍😍 Gillian November 2, 2013

Ryan

Usually a tall, sweet caring dude. Little on the shy side, but one of the most awesome people you'll meet if you get to know him. Exquisite tastes in almost everything, and definitely husband material.

Woah, that guy just saved your cat. His name must be Ryan.

by ManderA1 August 20, 2015

ryan

ryan is a dick, but he has great eyes there so blue and pretty, Ryan's are stupid idiot bitches

"Ryan's such a dick"
"yeah but he has pretty eyes"

by hoee slutt July 27, 2016

Ryan

The guy who walks into the room excited, tries to get into a conversation... and then ends up sitting by himself in a corner thinking about his life.

"Aw geez, I sure feel sorry for Ryan."
"That guy is such a Ryan, he is so nosy!!!"
"Dang! Ryan's back at it again being depressed."

by googlesucksatmeth February 15, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a teenage girl with mummy issues

Ryan is a bitch

by CoolestDudeEverIsHere July 9, 2019