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Wisconsin Dry Rub

The act of eating wings, taking a hefty steamer on the waitress, and rubbing it thoroughly on her cleavage, allowing it to drizzle down to her stomach. To finish it, you leave her no tip. Do this weekly for ultimate effect.
"Katie was being such a bitch, so I gave her the Wisconsin Dry Rub. Can't wait to go again next Monday."
by tamslam March 2, 2015
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circle nub rub

When multiple women form a circle and masturbate and squirt into center
Diana, jessica, Natalie, Cynthia, Michelle, and Tara had circle nub rub around the campfire putting it out
by AJ8799 July 9, 2023
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Rub my lollipop

Masturbation. The dick is so hard that it can be licked and sucked on like a lollipop, hence the name.
good boy: Can you rub my lollipop?
sexy girl: Oooh, sure I want!
by SprengeMobil January 19, 2022
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Rub-n-plop

For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.
Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop
by CholulaJew December 10, 2013
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Memphis dry rub

1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job.

2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job.
Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."

Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."
by Louie Carman May 18, 2013
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double-handed rub

double-handed rub:

- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself

Background:

- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1

Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.

Ex.2

Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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Rub one out

Rub one out meaning literally what it means, a women/girl rubbing their clit/fingering vagina until orgasm. A girl flicking the bean meaning rubbing her clit until she explodes her load.
She was looking at a man’s naked magazine she got so horny she had to rub one out
by Gordon is here hahahahha September 11, 2022
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