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Clitorasaurus Rex

The clitorasaurus rex is a rare creature only found during a blood moon. This creature is the combination of 72 virgin women during their mental cycle with I quote "Explosivly large bleeding uteruses" that's come together to form a terrifying monster only rivaled by the Cuntasaures Rex. Originally discover during the rennesance this creature is know to consume genital warts and miscarriages.
"She's not a bitch, she's a Clitorasaurus Rex"

Feminists are often a Clitorasaurus Rex
by MCclainGKS March 10, 2019
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Sombrero Rex

Sombrero Rex is a stuffed T-Rex with a mini sombrero on his head. He is the leader of the holy roman empire and will destroy and heretic he sees, he’s also an epic gamer
Bro, Sombrero Rex just started a fucking crusade to destroy the furries, he do be kinda lit tho ngl
by thunderpacito September 28, 2019
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Rex Bro

The owner of any Subaru WRX, who does or has done any combination of the following:
-Modified a WRX
-Broken a WRX by modifying it

-Started any sentence with “I read on the forums...”
-Vapes
-Referred to someone with any car as “my buddy”
-Installed any decals on any window on any vehicle, especially across the top third of the windshield, or the top corner of the rear glass
-Referred to any repair or replacement as a ‘build’ or a ‘swap’
“See that Rex bro? He bought a 22B Brighton and did a full STI swap with a TD04 and coil overs, stage 2 clutch, Cobb access port, turbo timer, TGV delete, Perrin master cylinder stopper, and a short throw, then he took it to his buddy’s shop and had it tuned. It’s putting 440 at the wheels.”
“I’ll give him 500 bucks for it.”
by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018
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Alysaurus Rex

A midget-sized, sarcasm spewing, merp-lipping creature that thrives in cold environments and can be easily tamed with vodka. Earn it’s love and affection by sharing some grass with it. It’s arms might be short, but it makes up for that with sexy dinosaur thighs. An essential creature that SHOULD be present in your life!
That Alysaurus Rex has bootyful thighs! What the bjork?!
by JiyaLikesThighs December 1, 2018
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T-Rexing

Imagine this scenario. It's cold outside, and you're wearing a half-sleeves shirt. To get your arms out of the cold, you pull your arms into your shirt, with only your hands poking out of the arm holes. That is called T-Rexing.
The weatherman said it would be 80 degrees, but it was so cold I had to resort to T-Rexing the entire time I was outside.
by Lumby_Jack April 18, 2018
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Gatorsaurus Rex

An Alligator that is large enough to be a Modern dinosaur. The name is Modeled after the Legendary Dinosaur, Tyrannosaurus Rex
"Did you ever go to Florida and see a Gatorsaurus Rex? "

"Yep. They're everywhere."
by Falcongrl89 July 9, 2018
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Retardasaurus Rex

Shit you see that makes you want to fuck up the guy who made it.
It's a Retardasaurus Rex!!!
by Marshallmates June 4, 2018
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