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emotionally retarded

Adj. used to describe someone who is incapable of understanding or communicating their true feelings or emotions.
1. Emotionally ignorant to the various levels of emotion. Only expresses emotion in black or white - angry or happy. Doesn’t know how to differentiate the emotional shades of gray in between.
2. Often afraid that people will look down on them for expressing their true emotions.
3. Tend to convince themselves that they are feeling a certain way to cover up their true feelings.
Every time my sister is upset about something she says she's angry without analyzing that anger is a reaction that stems from hurt, disappointment, or sadness. She's so out of tune with her feelings that she's emotionally retarded!
by Crysco December 29, 2007
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alabaster retard

What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh
Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard
by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005
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Potato retard

Someone who while during intercourse pulls out a potato and screams I'm a retard while shoving the potato up their partners ass.
My boyfriend is a total potato retard I'm gonna break up with him.
by Plattapussy May 28, 2017
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Full Retard

Phrase used by Robert Downey Jr.'s character in the movie Tropic Thunder. Referring to when an actor playing the mentally retarded goes all out leaving the viewer unable to connect.
by Dane Adi October 16, 2008
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retarded

An adjective that may describe something that seems significantly unfair, disbalancing, or otherwise unreasonable, often resulting in frustration from those who have to deal with it, and joy for those in whose favor it works. Often associated with games, or particular aspects of games.
"Argh, this boss is retarded! He is, like, impossible to beat!"

"Man, don't play with Kevin. He always uses a retarded army list, and will have you beaten in like two turns."

"...and just when it seemed like I was going to get my ass handed to me, I popped out an absolutely retarded number of marines and pushed him all the way back to his base."
by Icebreed October 18, 2008
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Mentally Retarded

Fortnite players.
If seen in public please mercy kill, so that the infection does not spread.
How many mentally retarded organisms have you shot down
by D1ngleb33ry May 28, 2019
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Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid and or retarded followed by another unintentional but equally retarded action.
Scott: What is an example of compound retardation?

Michael: When Kevin threw up then slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm.
by MER8490 June 15, 2008
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