queef monkey

a person that quiffs alot.

stop queefing you queef monkey

by Hardale December 9, 2008

queef cadaver

A high-pitched voof that ultimately attracts shit eating insects i.e. flies, Jeffery Dhamer, James Van Der Beek

Steves mom emits a terrible odor from her Levi's, oh golly that seal bark must have actually been a queef cadaver.

by KingSlaw August 28, 2008

queef fucked

when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart

i woke up this morning and had green shmeg all up on my nose and then i remembered me and my girl was figting last night; bitch musta queef fucked my while i was sleepin'.

by victom of the pussy's poop August 4, 2003

Queef Circle

When a group of lovely girls arrange into a circular pattern with a pillow in the center of the circle. The pillow is used to catch the Vagina Farts produced by the women.

Meg got in a queef circle with all her friends and used a pillow as a biscuit to catch the vaginal farts.

by Iceberg88 January 7, 2011

queef leaf

When you queef on a leaf, and it makes a squeeky noise.

I accidently did a queef leaf.

by Jason10101 May 26, 2008

Queef Rocket

A vaginal sneeze. Something that occurs after sexual intercourse when the penis is removed from the vagina.
A queef that also ejects female bodily fluids.

I was banging my girl last night,and after I finished I pulled out,and was greeted by a Queef rocket

by Ass-cone June 8, 2011

queef-a-saurus rex

Also known as a stalker, a queef-a-saurus rex is an ex-girlfriend who won't leave you alone even after you have clearly shown an extreme lack of interest. She is famous for farting out of her vagina which sound like the roar of a dangerous predator.

Oh my god that queef-a-saurus rex won't stop calling me! She used to force me to go down on her and one time she queefed so hard she parted my hair! I've lost my sense of sight and smell not to mention being scarred for life!

by Cosmic Monkey Testicle January 1, 2010