rubbing ya nose in the puss

(v.) when an obviously homosexual guy pretends to like woman (or the "puss")

Lance Bass used to rub his nose in the puss, but he finally decided to come to terms with his sexuality as a gay man in 2008. "Lance, ya rubbing ya nose in the puss!"

by faghag69swimfan69 February 02, 2010

Punk puss ahh nigga

a ug la nigga that gets no hoes and sucks at everything in life

punk puss ahh nigga tyrone

by bubba tunde August 17, 2023

National Grab Puss Day

if it’s May 1st, find urself a girl and just grab her cooch, it’s all good because it’s Grab Puss Day!

Just ask her if you can touch her puss, it’s national grab puss day, don’t be scared.

by bikini bottom itch April 29, 2019

Big Pink Bucket Puss

A woman that has, through childbirth, or other extreme streching of vaginal muscles, widened her passage to the point that an ordinary, properly inserted tampon will not stay in place.

"After the baby was born, I coudn't even keep a tampon in my Big Pink Bucket Puss! My husband said that making love to me was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!"

by Praxis January 25, 2007

puss infected clit ring

A circular metal object inserted throught the stuffing in the taco (see cliterous), that happened to become infected due to nasty vagina juices.

I was forking this fat chick right, and then she had this puss infected clit ring...
*everyone throws up.

by Jaun Ortega March 04, 2010

snap-a-lot-a-puss

a person acting rude or grumpy

"Don't be such a snap-a-lot-a-puss just because you've had a bad day!"

by Kirsten Marie S December 18, 2005

kip n puss

erotic night in with a couple of your mates. may involve brewskis, ginge and rusks.

hey dave and melvyn fancy a kip n puss in the shed tonight. i will bring the rusks and milk rations.

by gooseberry May 07, 2004