Punk puss ahh nigga

a ug la nigga that gets no hoes and sucks at everything in life

punk puss ahh nigga tyrone

by bubba tunde August 17, 2023

National Grab Puss Day

if it’s May 1st, find urself a girl and just grab her cooch, it’s all good because it’s Grab Puss Day!

Just ask her if you can touch her puss, it’s national grab puss day, don’t be scared.

by bikini bottom itch April 28, 2019

Big Pink Bucket Puss

A woman that has, through childbirth, or other extreme streching of vaginal muscles, widened her passage to the point that an ordinary, properly inserted tampon will not stay in place.

"After the baby was born, I coudn't even keep a tampon in my Big Pink Bucket Puss! My husband said that making love to me was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!"

by Praxis December 12, 2008

puss infected clit ring

A circular metal object inserted throught the stuffing in the taco (see cliterous), that happened to become infected due to nasty vagina juices.

I was forking this fat chick right, and then she had this puss infected clit ring...
*everyone throws up.

by Jaun Ortega March 4, 2010

snap-a-lot-a-puss

a person acting rude or grumpy

"Don't be such a snap-a-lot-a-puss just because you've had a bad day!"

by Kirsten Marie S December 19, 2005

kip n puss

erotic night in with a couple of your mates. may involve brewskis, ginge and rusks.

hey dave and melvyn fancy a kip n puss in the shed tonight. i will bring the rusks and milk rations.

by gooseberry May 7, 2004

PJ (Man of many pusses)

A nothing. Look at him.... could have been something... but no... he wants wages.

Part time signer, diaries never up to date, a let down.

Nobleman... partakes in mythical freedom fighting chants.

Master of disguise... facewise like, when trippin. I talk sense ken.

Fuckin brand new by the way.

Look at PJ (man of many pusses) ... acting the goat again... whos face is that hes got on? Suspicion has been aroused.

That doss cunt PJ didny mind the cerds again, bit fu*kin late like.... gets a bit boring after a while without the cerds.

by Jon the henderson August 2, 2012