Tennessee Pneumatic Massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.

"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"

by TeeRizzle February 11, 2023

apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles

verbally long word

bro have you heard?
what?
apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles!!!
what the fuck are you talking about

by morting April 9, 2025

Like a pneumatic drill in a manhole

Fucking like well-endowed rabbits in the ass.

Lucie made love like a pneumatic drill in a manhole.

by polly pocket 89 June 17, 2018

Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia

A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.

Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.

by Dick Examiner August 26, 2018

store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.

I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Whore’s Pneumonia

A sore throat due to an overindulgence of oral sex

“Did you hear about Jen? She got whore’s pneumonia and can barely eat!”

by JudastheJester July 24, 2019

Non-protoindotubular-electro-transsino-pneumaticology

Noun

The study of Electro-Pneumatic systems that transfer Chinese air out of China using tubes that are not from the Indo area.

I plan on studying non-protoindotubular-electro-transsino-pneumaticology in University next year.

by ASheeeep August 9, 2024