pre-mariticide

The killing of one's future husband.

John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.

by littlenightangel July 30, 2011

pre-moed

A shortened way of describing the act of premature ejaculation

"Damn i cant believe Wayne Pre-moed in your face"

by Alan Greene December 15, 2008

pre-panda

A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.

The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

Pre-Jac

Negative - When a situation is over planned and fails before it starts.

- Leaving you partner unsatisfied and upset but who cares.

Positive - Uncontrollably amazing

- 3 Seconds of joy followed by an apology

“This beer so good it made me pre-Jac”
“I’m Pre-Jacing all over this beer.”
“I totally pre-jaced that presentation.”
“Pre-Jac Attack”

by pre-jac June 16, 2017

pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....

While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......

by Quills13 September 7, 2013

pre-mustard

The clear milky discharge that is often released prematurely from the tip of a mustard bottle when squeezed too hard or too quickly.

Bill's bun got splattered with pre-mustard when Lisa tried to apply the French's to his wiener.

by PGM1 March 9, 2010

pre clown

A chick before she puts on makeup.

Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.

by zwibble de jah jah December 10, 2008