poop

the shit that comes out of you ass/

I layed a big poop on my neighboors door

by samass14 April 30, 2015

Banana Poop

That nasty stuff at the bottom of the banana that everyone cuts out. Banana Poop.

Steve: Dude, did you just eat that banana poop?
Bob: Hell yeah I did.
Steve: I..I don't think that we can be friends anymore

by Mellow Fellow December 24, 2009

poop storm

When everything around you, particularly in a workplace enviroment, seems to blow up out of control. Usually people are flying around to get things done.

"Man, I came back after lunch and it was a big poop storm in there!"

by The Mink August 10, 2006

Poop Hammock

When you are going number 2 and your shirt is so long that it catches your poop.

Aw man yesterday i was taking a shit and turned my tall T into a poop hammock

by Dale Richardson June 7, 2010

poop trap

clogging of toilet by means of poop by previous user. The poop will be lying in hiding further down in the plumbing, making it undetectable by the eye and scent, until you actually flush and the rising water level will spring the trap.

1. Went to flush. Low and behold, the previous occupant poop trapped me.
2. I quickly left the toilet leaving behind a poop trap for the next user.

by John Oreen August 22, 2011

poop egg

a poop that is shaped like a fucking egg

Person 1: did my bird just lay a poop egg
Person 2: no its a pooop thats shaped like an egg
Person 1: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I GET IT UR A POOP EGG

by Jane Volturi November 10, 2018

Stealth Poop

When you put a layer of toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop so no one will hear your poop slash.

I didn't want anyone to know I was pooping so I pulled a stealth poop.

by stealth pooper February 10, 2010