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POTATO FLAKES

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.
When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin
by Semen Demon September 30, 2003
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couple potatoes

When you give something a few minutes or seconds. Used to describe an unexact time.
Hey Lin, I'm gonna be a couple potatoes late to work today.
by Potatoe tomatoe June 11, 2017
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Yeet Potato

A hand grenade...

What, you were hoping for something more elaborate?
I straight tossed that yeet potato and blew some shit up!
by Muttemor August 24, 2021
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The Horny Potato

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP
Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!
by horny potato lover January 12, 2023
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Salty potato

This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.
She’s one salty potato.
by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020
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potato dust

(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.
I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.
by phillydrifter September 2, 2010
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