Plutard

Very intelligent Person

You are a Plutard

by GayPvper August 25, 2018

Dana Plato

When a girl gets bullied so hard, she kills herself with sleeping pills.

Poor Kelli, she was bullied so hard in school she had to pull A Dana Plato.

by Reach4theSkye August 29, 2017

Pluttered

A State of mind in which one is unable to comprehend/rationalize reality due to an excessive amount of inebriant's consumed.

Did you see That guy at the club last night, he was so Pluttered, He didnt know which way was up, down or sideways.

he was so Pluttered, that staff had to carry his ass out of the club

he was so Pluttered, He didnt know if he was coming or going.

he was so Pluttered, He put on his momo and we actually thought the big lady came to sing for us

by Sunday Specialist October 25, 2009

Plutobesity

The affliction of extreme overweightness on the planet Pluto. Fuck you pluto's a planet!

Guy one:I hear plutobesity is becoming quite a problem. Guy two:Well maybe they shouldn't deep fry all their food. Guy three:Shut the fuck up this is a hold up give me all your money!

by Kadiekof July 19, 2011

Pluot

You know how Pluto was a planet one day and not the next? If you've ever been in a situation where one minute you had something, and the next you didn't, then you are a Pluot.

One minute you're in school, the next you're kicked out.
One minute you're living comfortably, the next you're evicted.

The victims of the above, are Pluots.

by SpinachIsAFoodGroup September 29, 2010

super platonic

When you have sex and use two condoms.

We're just hookin' up; in fact we keep it super platonic.

by andrewk_az June 5, 2011

Platonic Crush

The intense desire to follow someone on social media sites while resisting the temptation to add them as friends.

Someone told me she had been following my Facebook feeds over a year. I sent her a friend request, but she politely declined. She messaged me that was not the direction she wished to take. I think she has got a platonic crush on me.

by BabuGeorge September 17, 2017