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Noun- an object, person, or place that is less than it seems.

Adjective- describing a person place or thing that is less than advertised.

Derived from former-planet-that-couldn't, Pluto. Celestial objects of Pluto's mass are now referred to as plutoids.
"That Jeff... why does he always act like he's a hot shot?"
"Yeah, he's a real plutard."

"Jeff's Saturn that was allegedly a Porsche is plutarded."
Plutard by Sue Dunham December 9, 2008
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Very intelligent Person
You are a Plutard
Plutard by GayPvper August 25, 2018
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plutarchy 

Government controlled by the wealthy for the wealthy. It is what most so called Western democratic governments these days really are since they are influenced through politicians who are mostly rich celebrities, lawyers and business people (CEO's) who are supported, influenced and financed through campaign contributions and/or bribes by other rich, famous and influential individuals, families, corporations, companies, organizations and institutions.
Whether we are all aware of it or not, our government has become a plutarchy over time.
plutarchy by torjules June 25, 2009

prutarded 

a mix of the word prude and retarded
DudeA:Damn shirrel is so dumb and prude
DudeB: Ya shes fucking prutarded
DudeA: Fuck you are right
prutarded by mcshibby November 29, 2007
A person who is retarded in their ability to use a computer properly.
Can't type fast enough to keep up in chatrooms. Does'nt know what people are talking about when they are having conversations about pc's and software applications.

plutarch of protoss 

One who uses intricate pictures, and not words, to communicate.
Plutarch of protoss drew beautiful drawings, to the delight of Natasha and Tabasco.
1) To improve something retarded, making it more retarded (See uptarded)
2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.
The plustard got hit by a parked car.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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