Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

PERK plastic surgery

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by PSBevHills October 26, 2022

Plastic Bender

A cuck so down on his luck they peacock being gay in order to try and prey on unsuspecting women who are just there for their gay friends.

“Oi, you plastic bender, you’re straighter than a jelabi and creepier than soap on the prison shower floor”

by Deadgod December 7, 2023

Fake Plastic

when someone has a lot of makeup on or had a lot of plastic surgeries.

"Man, she's fake plastic. Even the thiccc booty is fake.

by whoKNEWws March 27, 2018

Plastic

Good food invented for the turtles

Turtle No. 1: "Hey you should eat this stuff, it's good."
Turtle No. 2: "Why what is it?"
Turtle No. 1: "The humans call it plastic. Some good stuff."
Turtle No. 2: "Ok, I'll try some."
Both turtles died

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Plastic Sorgery

A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.

David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow

by (((David Pakman))) December 21, 2019

Plastic Patriot

A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.

I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese

by The duder dude February 10, 2024