Who was phone?

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

Person one: so this person called me yesterday and sai-
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.

by Who was phone February 26, 2022

phone girlfriend

Girl you sext and share sexual pics and conversations with

I sat up with my phone girlfriend all night and now I have blueballs

by House man2 November 3, 2015

phone sex

if someone calls and ask you intimate details and you both get a bit aroused or exited, don't forget to say this:

i moan and scream, just i have real phone sex and you put me on the speaker. your party guests have the laugh of their life!

by mahal.himself August 4, 2006

Phone Baby

The end result of phone sex between a man and a woman. A pseudo-pregnancy often used as an excuse for overeating and hormonal rages. Multiple phone sex sessions could result in phone baby twins, phone baby triplets, or in exceptional circumstances, the dreaded phone baby octuplets.

Ex. 1. Kristie feels hungry all the time and has been eating snacks nonstop. She worries that she is now carrying Jordan’s phone baby in her womb.

Ex. 2. Kristie: Oh man, I’ve been so moody lately, and I can’t stop eating!

Shannon: Maybe you’re pregnant!

Kristie: It’d have to be Jordan’s phone baby…

by KylerJaye September 19, 2009

Phone-bang

Phone-bang describes a person who is talking or texting on their cell phones excessively.

Randi was phone-banging all night at the Parlor.

by Fosho671 March 7, 2009

Phone Rape

When someone repeatedly sends the same text message to someone else against their will. If you're good enough at it the repeated received texts makes the other persons phone unusable.

A: Hey bitch
B: He-
A: Hey Bitch
A: Hey Bitch
A: Hey Bitch
B: sto-
A: Hey Bitch

User B can no longer make use of his phone because of the phone rape User A is committing

by Dabsters August 14, 2009

phone check

Where one stabs another with a sharp object (shank). Attacks often centered around obliques (lower front and back sides). Called this because supposedly people watching out for this type of attack would duct tape phonebooks around their abdomen.

Person: "So it was a failed rape?"
Witness: "Hell yea, Mrs. Johnson's 9 year old son came outta nowhere and phone checked his ass with a pencil."

by Luchidizzle September 27, 2004