3 definitions by Dabsters
Canada's History is a sexual act in which both the male and female take a large shit on the corner of their bed. They then go to sleep and never bother to clean it up every again symbolizing that Canada's history is basically a bunch of shit no one even cares enough about to clean up.
Jim, "So me and Lisa performed a Canada's History last night, turns out its not hot or romantic at all"
Mark, "no shit" (pun intended)
Mark, "no shit" (pun intended)
by Dabsters February 5, 2010
Tom: dang Jim, why were you yelling at your girlfriend on the phone?
Jim: we were making a candle last night and her hearing is a fucked up
Tom: that's waxy yo
Jim: we were making a candle last night and her hearing is a fucked up
Tom: that's waxy yo
by Dabsters November 17, 2016
When someone repeatedly sends the same text message to someone else against their will. If you're good enough at it the repeated received texts makes the other persons phone unusable.
A: Hey bitch
B: He-
A: Hey Bitch
A: Hey Bitch
A: Hey Bitch
B: sto-
A: Hey Bitch
User B can no longer make use of his phone because of the phone rape User A is committing
B: He-
A: Hey Bitch
A: Hey Bitch
A: Hey Bitch
B: sto-
A: Hey Bitch
User B can no longer make use of his phone because of the phone rape User A is committing
by Dabsters August 14, 2009