Definitions by Dabsters

making a candle 

When a guy sticks his penis in a woman's ear and it gets all waxy.

Tom: dang Jim, why were you yelling at your girlfriend on the phone?
Jim: we were making a candle last night and her hearing is a fucked up
Tom: that's waxy yo

making a candle by Dabsters November 16, 2016

Canada's History 

Canada's History is a sexual act in which both the male and female take a large shit on the corner of their bed. They then go to sleep and never bother to clean it up every again symbolizing that Canada's history is basically a bunch of shit no one even cares enough about to clean up.

Jim, "So me and Lisa performed a Canada's History last night, turns out its not hot or romantic at all"

Mark, "no shit" (pun intended)

Canada's History by Dabsters February 6, 2010

Phone Rape 

When someone repeatedly sends the same text message to someone else against their will. If you're good enough at it the repeated received texts makes the other persons phone unusable.

A: Hey bitch
B: He-
A: Hey Bitch
A: Hey Bitch
A: Hey Bitch
B: sto-
A: Hey Bitch

User B can no longer make use of his phone because of the phone rape User A is committing

Phone Rape by Dabsters August 14, 2009