Payton

A bum

You’re such a Payton bro go home

by FrenchThaGod May 18, 2018

Payton

An absolute loser. Sits around on her computer everyday and has a crippling addiction to cats and everything related to them. Her parents don't love her because she racks up the WiFi bill by staying on omegle or Minecraft all day. Shes usually lonely and depressed but has a few close friends. And she probably hates you. Sorry.

Person 1: "Why does that girl wear only black all the time?"
Person 2: "Because she's Payton"

by HEEHEE69420 November 25, 2019

Peytoned

The act of leaving a conversation without announcing your departure.

Jimmy: "Wow Matt just Peytoned".
Sam: "Yea, he never says goodbye".

by Major Hugz June 15, 2013

peytonlicious

A girl who has enormous jugs (tits) who makes guys fall over, literally. The guys drop at the sight of her gigantic breast. If they don't, they will, because they are so big it actually knocks them over.

"How did you get that dent on your head?"
"That girl hit me with her breast"
"Oh, she is so peytonlicious"

peyton

by Goin4gold November 11, 2013

peytonk

An extremely gay male. He is said too literally be a penis. He also sucks ass at Roblox or any hentai game in general.

"Woah, that is one huge penis"
"Nah, that's just peytonk"

by gaytonk April 17, 2020

Peetong Head

Another nickname for calling someone dickhead.

"Steven is a peetong head."

by Bohnee August 7, 2008

Payton kern

Payton is the hottest girl u will ever meet. She's perfect in every way.

Payton kern is perf

by Truckaduck November 4, 2013