Pedging

Pegging + Edging

When you delay when your shit comes out.

"I started pedging my shit so it would come out in the new year"

by dicksuckernot December 31, 2025

Matthew Perkins

A reaaaaally ugly 'red' head, more orange. lives near regina

wooah did u see that ugly red head?

Yess his name is Matthew Perkins

by sk8terlater100000 July 9, 2009

jared perkins

awsome and geart at soccer
friend of all

fisher

thats so jared perkins

by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011

Text-perving

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.

Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.

how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..

stop text-perving me!

by I'MGuinea August 7, 2011

Pussy Purging

The act of forcing two fingers violently into one's own vagina during masturbation until a large amount of fluid is expulsed, mimicking a person forcing themself to vomit.

Person A: "Dude, did you see all of those middle aged women pussy purging during the matanee showing of "Magic Mike"?"

Person B: "Yeah, it was like being at the annual gallon challenge convention.

by SenpaiInTheSheets August 28, 2015

multiple pegging

When a guy gets fucked up the ass by 3 or more women at once with strap on cocks.

Jim was multiple pegging by his wife and her girl friends with strap on last nite.

by Mr tem April 27, 2016

Jordan Perkins

A way to describe something that's good in fights, spits bars, and follows traits of a real roadman.

'Yeah, he's definitely a Jordan Perkins'

by RealSuttonRoadman69 May 1, 2016