Pencil Pusher

There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.

specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%

by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024

Pencil Neck Dweeb

Ya homie with the long neck

“Bryson Luke Dermid is a pencil neck dweeb”

by Jake Sciortino November 25, 2021

Street Pencil

"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.

If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.

by Fred Robberts February 10, 2024

pencil

a writing utensil.

I was stressed, so I cracked my pencil.

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 13, 2024

Pencil kid

The Kid who eats the Yellow and Black Pencils in class

Person:"Bro stop your gonna get fcking sick!"
Pencil kid:"Well I haven't yet and Theyre good."

by Allmight2113 November 3, 2025

Angolan Pencil Case

When one takes a shit into a female's vagina, and then stitches her back up.

"Bro, I gave Sabrina Carpenter an Angolan Pencil Case! She loved it!"

by Sticknam November 21, 2025

Pencil Seller

A crude, tongue-in-cheek insult implying a man is gay, based on immature innuendo rather than anything resembling logic or intelligence. Mostly used by people who think shock value = humour.

“I asked who was coming camping this weekend — nah, ado’s a bit of a pencil seller.”

by TheMando December 16, 2025