pajendo

"asshole" or "idiot"

"Aye! you PAJENDO!"

by pussypoppers April 8, 2024

paents

how my beautiful perfect loving girlfriend says the word "pants". everyone should pronounce pants like paents because she is the best girlfriend ever and paents sounds way cooler

nick: i spilled water on my pants

sophia: on your paents?
nick: no my pants
sophia: your paents?

by Carl-de-la-santos_sick May 24, 2024

Parental Pre-Gaming

When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.

Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.

by Guitarpro2006 September 22, 2024

Parent

The devil in disguise who won’t let you eat candy for breakfast.

PARENT: Good morning Johnny,
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?

PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by MirakatFursona January 20, 2025

Palentine

When you don't have a Valentine's Day date and you don't want to have a Galentine's night you just want to hang with your friends and have a Palentine's dinner or night. This way you don't have to be proper with your pronouns cuz everybody's just a pal

My friends and I are all having a Palentine's Day dinner

by Wonder Woman 68 January 21, 2025

papena

When you push a pen into a yoni and it goes pap (empowers men)

Can also be a surname

I papanaed Chantelle whilst Johnathon was in Church, then I spread Johnathon.
Famous person that has it: Lui Papena

by Hugh Dixonside January 27, 2025

Parent Proof

An adjective: A person who is nice to bring home and meet, but an absolute freak in the sheets.

“My man is parent proof.”

by nicegrass January 28, 2025