Hairy Panic

The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.

I removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!

by AJ Bucko September 8, 2016

april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family

How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom

by Midgeplayes October 1, 2018

dookie dookie panic

When you have a turtlehead poking out and can't find a bathroom.

I was stuck in traffic when the dookie dookie panic set in.

by loveoflanguage October 13, 2023

calm panic

When you one is panicking inwardly but they are forcing themselves to remain calm and rationalize.

An example of calm panic would be having to give someone cpr— you would be panicking, yes, but you would force yourself to stay calm and use your brain over your emotions

by Fuzzy_Frog January 23, 2024