A small pipe with a bowl large enough for one really good hit of marijuana. One-hitters are almost always identical to cigarettes in shape and size, and are usually painted to resemble them as well. They are very good for smoking weed discreetly in public. One-hitters often come with a box called a dugout, with one compartment for storing your bud and a smaller one for storing the pipe.
by Zolotros February 9, 2010

"Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.
by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020

A person who is somewhat quiet and speaks when they feel like it or need to. They are not much of a introvert or extrovert but they are very calm or Mellow and yet they are very successful.
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¨ Youŕe a person who does not feel that they are too out there in the crowd nor do you feel too lonely or shy. so you are the Silent One ¨
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by -01 March 6, 2018

One's best friend. The broest of bros. An individual that is above all other friends due to their like mindedness and awesomeness.
by MentallyChillOne July 6, 2017

by the real enar May 12, 2008

by Heisenberg01 February 5, 2015

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014
