butt tumbler

1. A person who not only speaks too much, but also talks about things that don't matter at all. Even if the things they talk about were important to anyone, they would be wrong.

2. Someone who argues on subjects that they have no claim of expertise on. In fact, they know nothing about it; or anything else for that matter.

3. Tom Cruise

Bill: Man, my internet sucks. I think I'm gonna switch ISPs. Anybody have any suggestions?

Tom: AOL is fantastic! Even if I didn't get internet service from them I would pay the 20 bucks a month just for the instant messenger and chat rooms and stuff!

Ted: *sigh* Tom, you are such a butt tumbler...

by Sean Hunter January 06, 2006

butt pepsi

Extreme liquid diarrhea. Sometimes carbonated.

Bro, I just had an entire case of butt pepsi.

by @realrdee March 26, 2016

butt pirate

A ruddy queer man who likes to ram his schooner into another man's glory hole; a sailor of anal ports.

See also: ass-rammer, jizz-junkie, cum gulper, butt-muncher, turd-burglar, peter-puffer.

Holy shit, Pete! Don't be grabbing my arse, ya dirty butt pirate! ARGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Bill B January 04, 2006

Butt break

The time spent on the toilet where a person reads a book, listens to their ipod, or plays there portable gaming system.

We're going on stage in five minutes so this isnt going to be a butt break.

Get your ass working Jake, this isn't your butt break.

by Jamammal July 15, 2010

bumpkin butt

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.

Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.

by CatDog122 June 18, 2017

butt-nosing

When a jew is performing a 69 and his nose starts penetrating the woman's butthole giving her maximum pleasure.

Rabbi: "Dude I heard you did a 69 with that fat chick last night." Yechezkel: "Hell yeah, I was butt-nosing her the whole time."

by inlovewiththejuul September 24, 2017

Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.

Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.

by WindowLicker9000 February 04, 2010