The numbers!

The best. A phrase used when an act, object or person produces 1. positive financial return; 2. positive outcome; 3. when situations occur allowing for gain

Example 1.
"I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm kind of a big deal. You could say I'm the numbers of Napa Valley."

Example 2.
"We finished 10 surgeries by 5pm! That's the numbers!"
(The surgeon completed a large number of cases in a short amount of time, thus leading to an increase in profit for the hospital and surgeon. The numbers.)

by Pistol Layman August 30, 2011

Rayo's Number

The largest finite number ever to be defined.
(As of Thursday December 17th 2020)

Friend: What's the greatest number you know?
cc: Rayo's Number.

by xRiver_ December 17, 2020

number

The number of people one has had sex with.

Bill just broke up with his girlfriend and wanted to hook up with me, but I said no because I'm trying to keep my number down.

by linguishionista October 17, 2008

the loneliest number

"The loneliest number" is the loneliest number.

One.
Wow that guy is the loneliest number.

by Eddythevampire February 8, 2015

Private Number

A private number is a phone number that blocks its transmission so it cannot be displayed on ones phone, commonly used by telly marketers and gutless wonders who dont have the guts to show who they are.

"who was that trying to call you?, dunno private number"

by goy goy the great November 25, 2009

Getting numb

Getting so drunk you can't feel your arms, legs, face, etc. Does not apply to your junk, that is a different kind of drunk. Getting numb usually happens after a long day at work, after learning of something that really pisses you off or saddens you, after succeeding in glorious fashion at a particular task, or when your day is wide open and you have nothing else to do.

Example 1: "Hey Nate what are you doing today?" "Well I just told my boss to go fuck themselves so I'm just going to be going home and Getting numb." "Nice." Example 2: "Hey girl, what are the guys doing tonight?" "Oh those assholes, I heard them say they are going home and Getting numb." "Jerks."

by DJ NastyN June 21, 2011

number 12

slang for head, dome, oral sex, or pp in the mouth. Originates from mcdonald's and their #12 Dome piece chicken

Yo nigga i got number 12 all night long

by elmoslicer January 28, 2008