Norman

What you don't forget to bring.
Often used as an item that a minority, say the nerds in a classroom, will bring.
It is often the thing that your mind completely skips.

Teacher: Don't forget to bring your Norman tomorrow!

Teacher: Did you finally find your Norman?
Ambrose: Nah, couldn't find my Norman...

Leo (whispers): Dude, he brought his Norman AGAIN...

Rikky: Miss, can I go get my Norman?

by RikkyC August 17, 2006

White Guy, of the Normal Variety.

A Caucasian male that belives he's living in the fifties. Plays sports averagely, gets decent girls, gets decent marks, likes classic rock music, Christian, is mildly proud to be Caucasian, but not racist, as it takes too much energy and is morally wrong. Is usualy found today in small suburbs or small Canadian towns. Can usualy be found beating up emo fags, laughing at super nerds, staring at chicks they can't get, because they're not of African decent, being slightly suspicious of homosexuals, playing sports, or ripping on white guys who think they're rappers/black.

Guy 1: "Yo,dowg! Wazzup, bitches?!"
"White Guy, of the Normal Variety.": "Good Lord! You ,sir, can't rap. You call us racist, while you're the one trying to act like an African American, giving them ,and us ,a bad name."
(turning to other guys)
Guy 2: "Come on, guys. Let's leave this loser alone and play football!"

by The Man's Buddy. April 13, 2010

Norman Tebbit

A former torey minister and brown toungued, nazi, arse boy of Margret Thatcher best known for his ability to ride a bike whilst balancing a hotel on his head.

"If my love of my country makes me a racist, then so be it!!" (Norman Tebbit - 1978 Conservative party conference)

"Will some one dig me out of this pile of rubble" (Norman Tebbit - 1984 Torey Party conference)

by black flag June 26, 2004

normalicy

the act of being normal

return to normalicy

by greg November 22, 2003

Normal

To be Normal is the Ideal aim of the Unsuccessful

I am sooo normal

by MagnyME November 18, 2010

nasty norman

A very ugly craby hairy man.

OOsh Nasty Norman is stinky!

by trumpetcatz August 1, 2003

Nomads Gonads

Nomad - A person with no fixed residence who roams about; a wanderer.

Gonads - your testicles, your jewels, your cookies, your nuts, your beans, your balls, etc.

Nomads Gonads - Someone who roams or wanders in search of getting tea bagged.

That Nomads Gondas is busy all day looking for nuts to each.

by Franz Heiblewendle October 28, 2004